My name is Jackie and I hate my name.
I'm a freelance procrastinator with a degree in sarcasm
College is slowly eating my time alive
I was established eighteen years ago on September 13th
If you hate the world as much as I do then we should be best friends.
Kid Cudi, Haim & The 1975 sing my life soundtrack.
Zoe Saldana is my sister.
Jessica Szohr is my queen.
Kat Graham is my angel
Olivia Munn told me to tell Wonderwoman to suck it.
And Kellan Lutz, Jared Leto, Tyler Hoechlin, and Ed Westwick are my husbands.
Ian Somerhalder, Taylor Kitsch and James Franco are my boyfriends.
Theo James is the father of my children.
This is all okay because they already know.